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Mass Marketing

Marketing made by the truckload. Hundreds of hook videos, TikTok slideshows and branded X accounts for startups, apps and software that already work. Faster and cheaper than any agency.

Five ways to get loud

Pick one. Or all five.

01

TikTok Slideshows

Ready-to-post photo carousels, made in volume and written for your product and your audience.

€0.30 / slideshowSee examples
02

Mass Hooks

Dozens of 4–6 second video hooks per product. Different angles, different looks, so you find the one that pulls without guessing.

€0.80 / hookSee examples
03

Animated Stories

Short motion-graphics stories with original characters. Your product becomes a cartoon people actually watch.

€4 / storySee examples
04

Relatable AI UGC

Face-to-camera videos with AI creators living the moments your users live. Native, relatable, made at volume.

Quoted per projectSee examples
05

X Distribution

“We build and run a network of X accounts that all point back to your business.”

Real accounts with real followings, run by us every day, sending their attention straight to your product.

€300 / account / monthHow it works

Cartoon Marketing

An ecosystem of accounts that markets your company. We build and run a network of X accounts that all point back to your business.

Visit cartoonmarketing.co
views generated
107M
followers gained
190K
MRR added for clients
$250K

How it works

Three steps. No meetings marathon.

  1. 1

    Tell us about the product

    Fill the form, or skip the queue and get a call back within 8 hours. A link to your app is enough to start.

  2. 2

    We make it in bulk

    Hooks, slideshows, stories and UGC arrive in batches, in days, not weeks.

  3. 3

    You post, or we do

    Publish it yourself, or let us push it through our network of X accounts.

This is what volume looks like.

Grab one. Throw it. We'll make more.

Pricing

See what you'll spend.

Pick what you want, pick how much. Your rough estimate builds itself as you go.

1 What do you want?

2 How many?

Pick something above and the dials show up here.

Our promise: you get more value than we take.

Let's make a lot of noise.

What do you want?
What's your budget?

Secure payment by Stripe. Credited to your first invoice, refunded in full if we don't work together.

Questions

Who is this for?

Startups, apps and software with a product that already works. First-time founders are welcome too.

How fast do I get content?

The first batch usually lands within a few days of the kickoff. Volume is the whole point.

How does pricing work?

You pay per piece: €0.30 per slideshow, €0.80 per hook, €4 per animated story. X accounts are €300 per account per month. Relatable AI UGC is quoted per project. Try the estimator for a rough number.

What's the €100 skip-the-queue fee?

It moves you to the front of the line: we call you back within 8 hours. The €100 counts toward your first payment, and if we don't end up working together, we refund it in full.

Do you post for me?

If you want. With X Distribution we publish through our own network of X accounts, all pointing back to your product.

Can I stop the X accounts?

Yes. X Distribution is billed monthly and you can stop whenever you like. Everything else is paid per piece, with no contract.